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Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Are there legal obligations to report the known whereabouts of a missing person that doesn’t want to be found?

Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why don't younger men like older women?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

What is the Abu Shusha massacre in Palestine?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

What was your most memorable combat mission during the Vietnam War?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

John Isner now ranks where Carlos Alcaraz's win over Jannik Sinner sits in the best matches ever, 'I'm changing my tune' - The Tennis Gazette

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why do some young mothers trick a guy into believing that they're pregnant and it's their child when years later they find out that it's not even theirs should he still pay child support or not?

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

Why are white women dating more black guys than ever?

Just Forget it!

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

Answering the Nintendo Switch 2’s lingering accessibility questions - The Verge

They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

Why do some people feel down in summer, specifically in July and August? What could be the reasons behind this feeling of sadness during those months only?

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

Maybe not best, but Sounders are most fitting MLS Club World Cup representative - Sounder at Heart

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

share office space ...

There Is A Very Particular Reason Why Baboons Travel In Straight Lines - IFLScience

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Opinion: The secret to a longer life could be this old-fashioned English breakfast - MarketWatch

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